• 1 611 788 citizens killed
  • 3 999 435 zombies exterminated
  • 126 864 acts of cannibalism
  • and it's not going to get any better...
One night, a long time ago, old Chuck saw the Horde and lived to tell the tale. The very sight made his buttcheeks clench like a vice. They have not been unclenched since! Unknown